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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Difficulties with the parental unit

thewife was round at mumsy's doing various bits and pieces of work. She doesn't eat as well as she should and she needs a bit of prompting. Over the holiday period she's been getting up a bit later in the morning which in one respect is fine, however it does mean a late breakfast and the probability of a skipped lunch. thewife then has concocted a New Year regime, where she will phone mumsy at 9.30 am. get her up and get her to make her own breakfast. Day 1 thewife phones mumsy. She's already up, that's to spite you I say. thewife strolls round about 11.00am to discover mumsy hasn't had breakfast yet. She's been trying to hit the crab in her bed with a shoe. She knows its there she could feel it. Its only after the application of some logic that mumsy agrees there's probably no crab, that she may have been dreaming. We live near the sea, but a bit too far for a crab to walk from the beach to her flat, climb up the stairs and wait for her to open the door and sneak in without being seen.

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